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Conservative Democrats Blame “Russian Bots” for their ineptitude

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By Bernicio
February 20, 2019

On Sunday, Conservative Democratic politicians around the country blamed “Russian bots” for their inertia in confronting the Trump administration. “Let’s face it”, said an anonymous Democratic Party leader via phone during a $25,000 a plate fundraising dinner, “ we as a party haven’t mounted a strong opposition.”

For mainstream Democrats, their ineptitude is the work of “Russian bots” that infiltrated the party right after the election of President Trump.

Source: Wikipedia.  Creative Commons license .

Source: Wikipedia. Creative Commons license.

But Progressive Democrats like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez disagree. According to the upstart Democrat, Conservative Democrats love to get cozy with Wall Street. “I’ll be the bad guy here”, she said in a video circulated through social media.  “Let’s suppose I get cozy with Wall Street. You know what’s gonna happen? I will turn a blind eye on my constituents and become another old-fashioned Democrat: corrupt, and inept like you guys.”

Conservative Democrats in response accuse Ocasio-Cortez of trying to turn the US into ‘another Cuba’ and she is a socialist who hates our way of life. We don’t want free, universal healthcare here. We want to make profit, profit, profits and of course,  $25,000 a plate fundraising dinners.”