By Mueler
September 3, 2018
A petition is circulating online asking President Trump to kindly donate his brain to science. According to the petition organizers, “the Leader of the Free World could make an outstanding contribution to the preservation of human life on earth. All it takes is studying his brain so history won’t repeat itself”.
The petition echoes Michael Wolff’s assertion that Trump is a “phenomenon of nature” and therefore, studying his brain will be beneficial to the understanding of human nature and society at large. In fact, scientists studying Trump’s brain could unlock the mysteries of life and death and what happens when stupidity reigns.
Thus far, signatories of the petition include the Pope, the Queen of England, “Washington”, the 99% and Mr. Magoo.
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